Have you ever had disappointing sex? Have you ever excitedly gone to a man’s house hoping for some hot steamy sex, only to have him finish in three minutes, say “wow that was amazing,” then roll over and fall asleep? Do you ever wonder if foreplay and orgasms are elusive things that only people in movies and porn seem to participate in? Joy Nystrom has wondered all of these things. Not just once. Not a few times, but a multitude of times to where she thought— is this as good as it gets? Is sex really just some quick penetration with a man yelling at her like it’s football practice? After years of being single and fielding the crusty, stale sheets of men named Brad and Chad, Nystrom brings to you her scientific studies, sociological teachings, and deepest secrets from the bedroom. She has taken all of her dirty laundry and hung it up here for you; to inspire you to have better sex. You can think of her as your service dog, navigating the world one man at a time, so you don’t have to. She is your single friend that plays the field just as confidently as any man. She is the crazy friend you have heard stories about, the hot mess friend that rolls into brunch late, with a story to tell, the sister you always wish you had, the aunt that drinks wine at kid’s birthday parties, the girlfriend you overlooked, and now your favorite narrator. Whether you are single, married, divorced, or whatever your tax form says, this is a story for the ages, told by one female, representing a much larger population of women, who are still wondering is ever going to get me off?