Warning: NSFWI bought this item, which we’ve affectionately dubbed “the alien” and/or “Skeeter’s nose,” because I wanted to send my girlfriend “to the moon.” And while she very much ended up “seeing stars” four or five times over 36 hours during my birthday weekend, I want to take a moment to discuss how the alien has also helped address my neck/shoulder pain.After eating “human dessert” in a much more socially/legally acceptable way than Armie Hammer (allegedly) does, I felt severe pain in my neck and shoulder. My girlfriend and I shared Skeeter’s nose: She would use it on her kitty, and then rub it on my back. The pain relief was fairly significant but temporary; meanwhile, she was “seeing stars” when she applied the alien to her lower extremities.This item is sleek, effective, easy to handle, and somewhat discreet. I am sure my dementia-riddled mother would think it’s some weird television remote or Nintendo controller.Since we’ve only had for a week, I can’t comment on the battery life. I also can’t measure the long-term consequences that a vibrator with 20-plus settings has on a romantic relationship, but if I lose my girlfriend over this, I’m never watching an episode of Doug again.Would highly recommend for pleasure, not necessarily for neck pain. Though maybe by using this item for the former, you can avoid the latter.