0. It's a lot bigger than I anticipated? It's a two palmer for sure, as in takes two of my hands to handle the whole thing, ha!1. The rose part is not quiet. Not massively loud, but not discreet, if you need that. I'm not sure you can make this part of the toy any more discreet/quiet as it currently is, or you would lose the variety of a new sensation. I don't have to worry about "other people", so this wasn't a problem for me, but may be a factor for others.2. The other end is more quiet and discreet.3. The middle of the rose juts OUT and In. I thought it was an Up and Down motion, so now you know.4. The whole rose vibrates and it's nice!5. The vibrations had a solid amount of levels and were comfortable, strong, and went to intense. It would fit the needs of a variety of people, as I'm on the mid-to intense side.6. Came with a little thing of lube too!7. Box is plain and perfect for discretion.Like I said some surprises, for me, but it has great functionality and is a fun add-on!