GOOD.LORD.I am so, SOOO glad I paid the extra $2.99 for overnight shipping. Best $2.99 I ever spent.Ok, real talk and going to get a little blue here but you are actively reading reviews for tentacle vibrators on the internet so I am going to assume your constitution isn't THAT delicate. I apologize in advance for all the typos, my hands are still shaking.I have vaginismus so I don't really bother using "internal" toys and I find most internal use toys to be comically oversized for me. No judgement, hey everybody's anatomy is unique and different strokes for different folks, but they just aren't for me. I will keep them in mind if I ever need to bludgeon a mastodon to death though. But I have always had an interest in the tentacle toys because all those little bumps and grooves seem like they would feel just as good on the outside as they do on the inside. But again, most of them are the size of a Volvo and usually don't vibrate, or vibration at least doesn't seem to be their primary function.I was scrolling through Amazon looking for a new bible cover with an inspirational quote on it when I just so happened to come across this and thought, "Well, he looks nice... probably has a great personality." Swipe right. I like the funny, goofy, novelty, and cutesy toys the best. They're like little pieces of pop art whereas sometimes the more anatomically correct ones look like a Junji Ito body horror concept.I bought it because the price was really affordable, I like that vibration is it's purpose, it is very slender especially compared to other tentacle toys, it's tapered towards the tip so if I did get adventurous and decide to send him spelunking it starts off about the size of a pinky finger, the color and design were pretty, it seemed very soft and flexible, I love the LED screen (very futuristic looking), and it had good reviews.I think the only thing I didn't love was the magnetic charger. Most things I've purchased with a magnetic charger Worked great for the first few times then quickly stopped recognizing when the charger was connected. But this ones magnetic pull seems much strong and more substantial than the ones I've come across previously. Time will tell and I'll update this review if it clunks out on me but I have high hopes for this one.In person, my expectations were met and exceeded. It looks just like the picture with a really pretty iridescent shimmering duochrome color. The material feels very smooth and velvety, not like some silicone that has a lot of grip. The vibration is strong without being painful, there's no edging with this thing. This is a wham bam thank you ma'am toy. At least it was for me. But I'm fine with that because I got stuff to do I'm a busy girl on the go. It's also really quiet! LOVE that! I've of course had vibrators before and the only one I returned to with regularity was the good ole' Hitachi Magic Wand. If it was good enough for gramma then it's good enough for me. That thing is like the 80's refrigerator of vibrators, it will get the job done and it will outlive you, but it unfortunately sounds like a friggin' gas powered lawn mower. A friend of mine is moving in with me soon and I was worried because the bedrooms share a wall, but with the door closed I would be shocked if she could hear this thing. It's seriously quieter than my electric toothbrush. The LED screen works perfectly and looks very slick. I LOVE how it has a battery indicator on it, nothing worse than starting a session just to have to suddenly die on you. It charges fairly quickly and the battery indicator shows you how far along it is in charging up. You can't use it while it is charging but that's true of most of them.Overall, 5 stars. 2 thumbs way up. Yes would shop here again.So far the best toy I've purchased and far less expensive than similar toys. I love how quiet and versatile it is. I finally feel like I found a toy that was tailor made for me and my body. Highly recommend!