I can't say I'm thrilled with having my name all over the internet alongside this product, but sometimes things just have to be said. I suspect people are too embarrassed to post about this so they end up tossing it in the trash and the cycle just repeats and the vender gets rich.This is garbage.* Terrible vibe options: Who goes through all the effort to make something like this and then gives you two vibe options? Constant, or pulse, that's it. No variety. Sure, you can go faster or slower, but that's it. Back massagers have more variety. My toothbrush has a better chance of getting anybody off. We have cat toys that are more titillating.* Low build quality: The controller feels like junk in your hand. Remember the electric powered plastic cars for kids? Those instill more confidence. This feels like the He-Man sword I bought from K-Mart back in 1989.*External power supply: This sex toy uses a laptop power brick to run it. The bell-end baaaarely squeaks into the saddle hole. (giggedy) When you are jamming it in you feel like you are going to break the flimsy connection on the inside. Oh and why on earth does this have an external power brick? It's a damn ridable sex toy. They can't sneak the power supply into the main unit? This thing is massive. It's like putting the engine to your car on a trailer you have to then tow.*Accessories feel weird: Hard to explain, but they just feel...off-putting. Cheap is the best way to explain it. Ever touch something you immediately wanted to throw away? Sort of like getting a little bit of poo on your hand.*Corded remote: I can buy sex toys all day long under 25$ that are fully wireless. Why does this silly thing have a cheap-ass 1970 coiled phone cord on the controller? It reminds me of the 1986 football phone form Sports Illustrated. GO LONG! At least the football phone was free.*Pleather: The "saddle" has this brown leather-like top on it. It feels like conversing with your uncle about anal. Uncomfortable. Barbie electric cars have nicer seats. Your uncle has nicer seats.Speaking about your uncle and sex, that's how you will feel when trying this out. "something is terribly wrongand you just want it all to end and to get in the shower".Do. Not. Buy. This.I'm running out of hot water. Send help.