These signs did the trick. I knew I was going to need to put the stickers on myself, so I was prepared to do that, no problem. The stickers were all crinkled up so they didn't stick as well as hoped, but they are fine overall. Some of the signs are not for Americans (meters) but that's fine too. Pretty cheapy but stilly sturdy. Will definitely get some laughs for what I am using them for though. Thank you!